1. trinitymemes:

    #nevertoospoon

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  2. e-zekiel:

    cute story: I have a friend with a prosthetic arm, and he once confided in me that, after seeing this movie, he’s always wanted someone to ask him for this. Then, the one day, I was at the grocery store with him and a couple other people, and one of our friends couldn’t reach a box on the shelf and asked him, “Dude gimme a hand here”. And, I swear to christ he practiced this because the speed at which he slipped off his prosthesis was blinding, and then he hurled his arm at her. He, unfortunately, got a tad overexcited, and instead of it just landing near her, it spun out and essentially bitchslapped her in mid-air.
    Now we say it all the time around him, and he blames Disney for the fact that he has no girlfriend.

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  3. empresspinto:

    valkubus:

    mycroftsbooty:

    shslspookyscary:

    adropofred:

    comment s’appelle un chien qui vend des médicaments?

    un pharmachien

    why the fuck is this joke in french and why there is 26k notes am i missing something important

    something really important

    what do you call a dog that sells drugs?

    a pharmacy

    yeah it’s really only funny in french

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  6. gravityhurts-sosweet:

    this will never be not funny.

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  7. thegeekyblonde:

    chocolatechipseapancake:

    thegeekyblonde:

    vagueblogging on tumblr without naming names more like “i do not bite my thumb at YOU sir but i DO bite my thumb”

    Do you quarrel sir?

    QUARREL sir NOOOOO sir

    (via achrestomathy)

     

  8. thepottertardis:

    baeddelbludd:

    LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

    image

    (Source: baeddelbutch, via silvermousefable)

     
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  10. There is a line in Gods and Monsters, a favorite film of mine in which I play James Whale, the English film director out there in Hollywood in the 30’s and he’s given a line by Christopher Bram: 'Making movies is the most wonderful thing in the world. Working with friends, entertaining people.' (x)

    (Source: greengobiln, via theashleyclements)

     
  11. theprobertreport:

    stopbreakingdownx:

    xwolves:

    sephirajo:

    Episode I had a lot of problems. This wasn’t one of them.

    One of the best fight scenes in movie history

    legendary 

    I love the unspoken rule that no one fights until everyone takes their swishy robes off.

    (via whataswellpartythisis)

     
  12. cruelbritannia:

    I love that you can clearly see Evans go “SHIT” and Stan go “WOW” and Scarlett definitely reacts, but then plays it off like it’s no big deal. 

    (Source: bbuchanann, via stupid-sexy-dwarves)

     
  13. Chris Pratt interrupts the interview to french braid intern’s hair x

    (Source: pinefarts, via literallyintheheartofjesus)

     
  14. frie-nds:

    theonewithgreysanatomy:

    The One Where Matthew & Matt Do A Awkward Hug Over A Lame Cool Guy Handshake

    J-man and Channy

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    Bad ass Tony Stark

    (Source: brynndowney, via theresaburr)